“I’d kill a triple rapist double murderer for a honey baked ham right now.”
And out of nowhere appeared a pizza place selling jumbo slices that I really needed at 4 am last night. Thank you, the city of Chicago.
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Sometimes I sit in my basement in my underwear and begrudgingly watch George Lopez at 2 a.m. and eat consecutive bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios. I would like to meet a pleasant girl with long dark hair who likes 20th Century Classical music and doesn't mind the fact that my showers are infrequent.
